Finally reblogging Natasha’s post since this is the first time I saw it on my dash. 16,000+ notes?
MADNESS, Tasha, MADNESS.
Matt black
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Gary and Elaine’s dinner guests always loved the anticipation of discovering whether they would be that night’s lucky recipient of the Napkin Twig.
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The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine
Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______,” I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.
If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
THIS POST WINS ALL THE AWARDS. ALL. OF. THEM.
This is amazing. Fucking incredible.
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
For once I think I’m actually reblogging for the doggy buddy more than I am the pretty girl.
But not by much. She’s pretty good looking.
